AISubs v3.7
(Sigh)
It's no good.
Is there no good plan?
Even if I come up with a plan like this,
if there is not a decent one,
it may be the end.
If we don't have an innovative puzzle plan, we are done!
Don't say that, you idiot!
All of them are alive and well.
Do we have any talent?
We don't have any good ones.
We don't care about what we saw recently.
I saw that recently.
I went home in the afternoon and turned on the TV.
I was doing a drama.
You went home in the afternoon?
Why did you go home in the afternoon?
It was basically a night shift.
The three of us did it.
What does it have to do with it?
The three of us got in the car and we were all dead at the same time.
The three of us were all dead at the same time.
I don't think it has anything to do with it.
You don't blame me, do you?
No, I don't.
I saw you doing a drama the other day.
You were a detective.
A detective?
And you weren't just a detective.
What?
You said you were a fisherman.
What?
When you solved a problem, you said you were a fisherman.
You were involved in fishing.
And you got information only the criminal could know.
And you got the information only the criminal could know.
Wow!
It's hot!
You're a poor actor, but you're good.
Don't you have anything like that?
I see.
Like "something big".
It's good.
If you change "something big" part of a detective drama, it's completed.
That's right.
If you change it, it's the best.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
What are you going to make big?
Make me big.
Eat me big.
There's a "kuitan" (a Japanese word for "tool")
There's a "kuitan"?!
That's Robodeca...
Oh, that's right!
Robodeca Bancho is a manga title I wrote for my own work!
You know?!
There's nothing...
Hmm...
Something...
Something like this...
What's this?!
Producer, what's this?!
What's this?!
Shit!
Huh?!
Shit?!
I lost!
Baseball?!
He lost in a baseball game?!
Is this retirement?!
Retirement?!
Retirement...
Retirement!
This is frustrating...
It's a TV show!
Why "baseball boy"...
Hey!
You're forgetting his name!
Wait, wait!
Baseball?!
Huh?!
Baseballdeca!
That's it!
Let's think about "baseballdeca" for a bit!
Alright, let's think about it!
Alright!
If you know how to say it and how to operate it, you can become a "deca"!
What I think is likely to exist is...
I think "Louis" is important.
Ah...
"Base"...
"Base" and...
The evidence and words I've collected so far...
I'll write them down!
Hahaha!
Huh?!
Then...
Step one, two, and three steps thoroughly...
And in the end, the culprit will be determined by "home base"!
It's a masterpiece!
Dun, dun, dun, dun!
I'll make the culprit and Louis feel good!
And...
After solving it...
Game set!
Hahaha!
The final culprit is the same person!
Wow!
Wow! That's a long time!
It's like an old judo technique!
Wow!
The double sword style you were doing...
It's not a real sword!
Hahaha!
The same person did two double swords...
Shush!
It's already decided the final conclusion...
And... The culprit is already in a good mood...
Wow!
And... He's about to stab...
Spam! Pam! Pam!
Hahaha!
Ah! I got it!
I'll make the culprit and Louis feel good!
Hey! Hey! You're the culprit!
Hey! Stop it!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Wow!
It's a touch-out...
Hahaha!
Shut up!
And... The culprit is already in a good mood...
Spam! Pam! Pam!
Hahaha!
I'll definitely get it right!
Definitely!
Wow!
Definitely the culprit!
Hahaha!
I couldn't help it!
How do you look like?
I think you're a little plain...
You don't look tight...
And... You're wearing a long coat...
I've never seen a baseball uniform with a long coat...
Is it going to be popular?
No, it's going to be popular!
What should we do?
Well... It's perfect!
It's perfect!
Let's do it!
Wait a minute!
What?
Can we really do it like this?
Let's imagine it properly!
Imagination...
It's difficult...
Ken! Good job!
I think this is the weapon. Baseball arm.
Yes.
Did you hear that? Baseball arm?
Are you kidding me?
Watch out!
What are you doing?
Yes. I got it.
What? Three of you?
Yes.
The crime scene is this park.
And...
The victim is a man in his 20s.
And the crime scene is...
This Japanese sword.
These two were at the crime scene.
So...
The real criminal is...
Damn it!
It's you!
Hey!
You're last!
Damn it!
It can't be helped that I'm first!
Touch out!
Game set!
Baseball Deka will come back!
As long as there is an incident in this world!
- Ah... - Ah...
- If you put it like that... - This is...
- Hmm... - Hmm...
- What can we say about being left behind? - Baseball fans are baseball fans and...
- There's always something going on... - Yeah...
- And if you don't know baseball, you won't know anything... - The court was creepy...
- Is it bad to wear a uniform? - No!
- It's creepy...
- No! - Ah! I thought we could do it!
- At the planning stage... - Damn it!
- I won't go through! - It's no use...
- No, it's important to imagine first. - It's important.
That's right.
- It's a good start! - Yeah!
- Is there anything big? - Is there anything big?
- 24,000 plus. It's Rubail after all. - Rubail?
- Is it a title holder? - Is it a horse race?
- I'm predicting a horse race. - No, I can't stop gambling!
- Gambling! - Gambling! It's fun!
- Why is there a lot of TV songs and producers? - Is it locked?
- What's going on with this TV song? - No, wait! - Huh? - Gambling!
- Gambling... - It might work! - Gambling is big!
- It's like we're going to make anything big with our feelings.
- Why did you suddenly take a step back and look at me? - I thought you'd catch up quickly.
- Let's think about it in a horse race for a moment. - I'll give you a pen. - Here's a pen.
- And here's a radio. - And here's a newspaper. - This is for sure.
- I smoked again today. - It's been solved!
- You almost got caught! - Yoo-hoo!
- But the real gambling looks weak. - Oh, it's weak! I know what you mean!
- Oh, it's definitely weak! - It's like a horse race prediction table you see in a horse race show. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- It's like you're doing a horse race show in your head. - I know what you mean!
- You're a crazy, crazy jockey. - Oh, you're a jockey?
- Whoa! - Whoa! - Excuse me, I'm a jockey. - Wow!
- Excuse me, excuse me. - I like horse racing! - I like horse racing!
- What about me? - Isn't that too short of a hair?
- You can only do it with gambling that you've never done before.
- Write down all the names of the people who appear there, turn it around at random, and the person who hits will continue to be tied with the culprit.
- Gamble! Nice gamble! - This is crazy!
- It's a gamble.
- It's garbage! It's garbage!
- If it's garbage... - It's garbage!
- No, but it might be interesting!
- Then, whether we can identify the culprit and catch him or not,
- let's pretend we don't know.
- Let's say there are times when we can't catch him.
- What?! Really?! Really?!
- There's no reason for us to fail, because it's not a gamble.
- You're amazing!
- It's decided! It's decided!
- Alright...
- Whoa... - Huh?
- Wait, you... Even though it's this solid?!
- Because it's this solid,
- we don't know if we can catch him or not!
- Let's imagine it one more time!
- Imagination, huh...
- It can't be helped. Let's imagine it!
- Hmm...
- These two were at the crime scene.
- Who on earth is the culprit?
- I don't know!
- What should we do?!
- Is it a gamble?!
- I can do it! I can do it!
- I can do it! I can do it! I can do it! I can do it!
- Is it a gamble?!
- Are you listening?! Is it a gamble?!
- I'm thinking about it right now!
- Yeah, it's a murder case.
- It's hot if I get it right.
- Well, the suspect is 40 years old and the crime scene looks like this.
- It's kind of annoying.
- I'll decide by points.
- Points...
- Well, it's like this...
- Oh, I see!
- Well, it's possible! - Yeah.
- Alright!
- Huh?
- Did you find out who did it?!
- Well, I'll tell you my guess.
- My guess is...
- Ta-da!
- It's Yumemaru!
- My favorite character is Yumemaru!
- The crime scene is pretty heavy.
- Is Yumemaru good at this situation?
- Well, I don't know why he did it.
- Unfortunately, I thought about the accomplice,
- but I think you should buy it for yourself this time.
- Well, it's 3200 meters away from home.
- I don't know about Tetsuya...
- He's crazy, you know?
- He's crazy about a jockey and...
- A jockey and...
- A jockey...
- A jockey?!
- A jockey!
- Since he's a jockey,
- it's possible he hit a jockey
- and it's also possible he was stabbed with a knife.
- If Tetsuya is a horse and Yumemaru is a stabber,
- since Yumemaru has a knife,
- it's possible Yumemaru is a stabber and is strong at this situation.
- What do you think?
- I see.
- Hello?
- What?!
- The new criminal has been proven?!
- The new criminal is Tetsuya?!
- Arrest him!
- Come on!
- Whoa, you're late!
- I'm the only one left!
There, there...
DETECTIVE DRAMA
- Ugh... - No good.
- It's not twice as bad as I thought it would be. - Impossible.
- We have to solve it! - Detective dramas have to be solved.
- Absolutely. - It can't be just weird.
- Damn it! - We did it!
- That was so close! - Yeah!
- I'm so glad we arrived in time. - What do you want me to do last?
DETECTIVE DRAMA
- I don't think we have any more. - No way.
Is there anything in this world other than baseball and gambling?
- There's no other element. - Help me! Help me!
- What? - Help me! Help me!
DETECTIVE DRAMA
- Help me! Help me! - What's with the voice?
- Help me! Help me! - It's a pervert!
- Help me! Help me! - It's disgusting!
- Help me! Help me! - Help me! Help me!
- It smells good! - Hey!
- Hey, wait! - Arrest him!
- Justice is limited!
- Justice! Arrest him! - Arrest him!
- I want him! - Arrest him!
- There was a heroine, too. - Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
- He said, "Oh, my God! It stinks!" - Yeah.
- Oh, my God! - Don't feel jealous about the case.
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
- Hey, don't be so rude! - Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
- Are you okay? - Hey, let's do this late at night.
- The culprit was holding a gun with his left hand like this.
- He's so stingy. - He's stingy, isn't he?
- No, he's not stingy. He's just stingy.
- I like it when girls stand up for themselves. - Yeah, me too.
- Can I say something?
- Did you get arrested when you made the drama?
- No, I got arrested every time I got arrested.
- That's nice. - That's nice.
- I got arrested every time I got arrested.
- It's like... - It's like...
- Why are you bragging about it?
- Let's submit this element as a project every time.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Leave the rest to the audience. - Yeah.
- If you submit this, I'll get mad.
- Please look forward to it.
- Every time there's an incident, I run into various ways.
- Okay, I'll try this. - Yeah, try it.
- Huh? - What is it?
- You don't want to say it again, do you?
- This is the most... - I think it's dangerous.
- Let me imagine it one more time. - Okay, okay, okay.
- Let's go. - Okay.
- One, two... - One, two...
Ah! The smell of dosquebedeca is amazing!
(sniffing)
(coughing)
(sniffing)
What is that person doing?
Is he kidding me?
Oh, you don't know dosquebedeca?
dosquebedeca?
That person is always like this.
Oh, my...
The smell of dosquebedeca...
Oh, my dosquebedeca!
He's not just weak.
He's already weak.
I'm getting a call!
(sniffing)
The culprit...
killed the victim in this room!
Yes!
With this knife!
(sniffing)
Help! Help!
Let's go.
With this, we're done for!
We received a tip-off.
We're going to arrest you for sexual assault.
Huh?
Let's go.
No!
*sniff*
I see...
What we were thinking was fundamentally wrong.
We weren't thinking about Deca, we were thinking about Dosukebe.
This is no good.
No, it was close.
It was really close.
This is an AV, really.
It's really funny, so I want you to use it as an AV.
Serious! Serious! Serious!
Let's go serious!
Let me hit it!
Make it!
This is no good.
Serious drama.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
What's up?
I hit my head and it became hard.
What?
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow!
I hit my head and it became hard.
Ow!
Hey!
Eeeeeeeeeeeh!?
Oh...
- Take care of it... - Why does it hurt!?
- It must be tough... - Take care of it...
Wait, is it unacceptable that I'm wearing only a shirt?
No, no...
I mean, only people who can wear only a shirt can pass...
Only pass!?
- That's dangerous! - Let's think about it...
- I see... - This guy...
I see...
- Okay, I'll think about this guy... - I see, I just thought that...
It was something absolute...
- It's not like that... - Well, well, well...
Well, only people who can wear only a shirt can pass...
- Well, well... - Compared to the one before...
- Yes... - Oh...
- Huh? - Huh?
- Really? - Huh? - Hey, don't say it!
- But now we've been producing for decades... - To be honest, it's empty.
- Now we only have "tankobu deka" or "deka". - If "tankobu deka" is "deka", I'll choose "deka".
- Hahahahaha! - You're smart! You're clever!
- Damn it! "tankobu"! - Wow!
- After all, we've made a plan to sell and sell from various things.
"tankobu deka" means we have "tankobu" or "deka" - No?
- There are many places we can use them... - Those are good place to say "deka" but...
- They're too difficult if they're telling you "ow fellow!" with "tankobu deka" in front of you!
- Whoa! - "gyan" and then "kyan" - No! What's that for...
- But... like... "innenette"... Huh? - "Internet Record"?
- Then... - "denenenenenenenenenenenene"...
- While you look in the mirror... - "denenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenene"...
- That's "denenene". - This incident is not,
Tankobu, hyakkobun
What is he talking about?
Tankobu, gokobun
What are you talking about?
Tankobu, gokobun
I'll look it up.
If there is an explanation or a medical name...
"Tankobu" is exactly "hikakeshu".
hikakeshu
No way.
hikakeshu
kawashitashihare
"kawashitashihare"?
kawashitashihare
Why?
Why "kawashitashihare"?
"chihare" is good.
kawashitashihare
I'll choose "kawashitashihare".
"kawashitashihare" is good, too.
It's a good name.
"kawashitashihare" is very good.
kawashitashihare
"kawashitashihare" is a common name of "tankobu".
Why?
You are the criminal!
You are terrible!
You are the criminal!
You just said it.
It's a good line.
You are the criminal!
You just said it.
I didn't think about it for two hours.
It's because it's been two hours.
hyouno wa
I'll open it for you.
hiyaseyo
Don't cool it down, please.
hai
odango
(Laughing)
Here you go, a dango.
(Laughing)
You can just throw it away.
I'll take care of your date.
(Applause)
He might be a well-organized character.
He's the most well-organized character we've ever had.
Yes.
He's like a grown-up Suzuki Rukkun.
Oh, good.
Let's start!
Yes!
Go!
Why do I always have to stop you?
I don't know.
You do it!
Let's imagine! Imagine!
We have no choice but to do it.
No, it's about time.
Imagination is the main thing in this video.
It's a dream video!
I think we can do it, but let's imagine just in case.
Yes.
Okay, let's go.
One, two!
My name is Kawashita Chihare.
I am currently investigating a murder scene.
Why?
I may look like this, but I am a veteran detective.
Yes, people call me...
Detective Kankabu!
Is there any evidence around here?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What is it?
Oh!
I found a weapon used for crime!
Ouch!
Oh!
I found the criminal's plan!
I found the dying message!
I found the criminal's license plate!
I found a video of the crime scene!
Who is the suspect?
Who is the criminal?
I don't know anything!
Oh!
You know everything!
Yes!
I know everything!
Oh, really?
Well, I had a hard time, but...
This case...
I will be in charge of it!
And...
Who is the criminal?
You are the criminal!
You are under arrest for murder!
Kankabu may be cold...
Don't cool down your heart, okay?
Here you are, dango.
Ouch!
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
I can't do it at all! I'm scared!
You can't do it!
We can't do it!
You can't do it!
You said it!
I didn't say it!
You said it!
Why me?
Why do you blame me?
Ouch!
I'll do it again tomorrow.